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A USA Today bestseller! Dad Jokes: the good, the bad, and the terrible, a perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike!

With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for even the most embarrassing of dads. Perfect for the father experts, new dads, and all the fathers-to-be, this is the ideal funny gift from any daughter, son, wife, or partner that celebrates how great (terrible) their jokes truly are! But remember―you don’t have to be a dad to tell dad jokes! Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. Great for Father’s Day, Christmas, white elephant, birthdays, and more!

These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh:

I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me.

“Dad, can you put my shoes on?”

“No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.”

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

Q: What’s the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

A: The road.

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The perfect gift or stocking stuffer for:

Q: When does a farmer dance?

A: When the beet drops

I tell dad jokes but I have no kids.

I am a faux pa.

My wife gets mad at me for hiding kitchen utensils. But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

Q: What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

A: A father-in-law

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Hilarious jokes to keep you laughing

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What’s it about?
Good, clean, pun-tastic fun for all ages! MORE of the best (worst) dad jokes around! All the festive jokes you need to laugh through the holiday season! For kids to out-dad-joke their family and learn to write their own jokes to get the whole family laughing! Embarrass your kids early! Perfect for baby showers and fathers-to-be!

Publisher ‏ : ‎ Sourcebooks
Publication date ‏ : ‎ May 1, 2018
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Print length ‏ : ‎ 160 pages
ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1492675377
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1492675372
Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 5.3 ounces
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5 x 0.4 x 8 inches
Part of series ‏ : ‎ World’s Best Dad Jokes Collection